Olivier Giroud: Has No Naked Shame
UPDATE 1: These pics are old, as @SianMacalarny pointed out to us. Whatever. They’re still glorious. UPDATE 2: These pics crashed our servers (so maybe they’re new to others as well), but we’re good as...
View ArticleYoann Gourcuff: Face To Face, Finally
Image: Jordan Beard for A Football Report. The story of this weekend goes to us meeting Yoann Gourcuff, a day everyone at Kickette had been hoping, praying and taking bets for. Whilst drinking...
View ArticleFranck Ribery & Karim Benzema: See You In Court!
What nicely manicured, green shrubbery Clairefontaine, France has. Image taken: 13.08.2012. Today’s soapbox speech is brought to you by the number four. 1. A bit of BG: originally the France...
View ArticleThierry Henry: A New Way Of Life
Is this man still hella good looking and insanely attractive? I think we all know the answer to that question. Image via EQ. Kickettes, we’re not sure how to tell you this, but if you stopped paying...
View ArticleCrocked: Yoann Gourcuff
Images: OLWeb. Time for us to add another name to our treatment table queue, Kickettes: Monsieur Gourcuff. Over the weekend, we watched in delight as Lashes writhed on the ground 12 minutes into Lyon’s...
View ArticleKickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet
A note of well wishes before we begin: Francesco Totti turned 36 last week. The patron saint of Speedos is a Libra: “Librans can be surprisingly energetic, though it is true that they dislike coarse,...
View ArticleIker Casillas: Get Shirty
Image: © epa. As we know, WAGs aren’t the only ones to push the fashion limits of acceptability – the players often like to do a little creative styling whilst in a public arena too. But that hair?...
View ArticleInternational Results: Wet n’ Wild
The referee wasn’t the only one to disbelieve the weather reports in Warsaw. Image: Michael Regan/Getty Images Europe. Just to confirm, we weren’t in charge at the Polish National Stadium last night,...
View ArticleOlivier Giroud: How To Cope With A ‘He Stinks’ Brand Of Hot
There comes a time when reality gets territorial over your shameful lust for a particular ‘baller. In a universe made up of constant media coverage, diamante-clad hissy fits and skanks that lay in...
View ArticleYoann Gourcuff: Don’t Think, Just Watch
Images: Canal + Sport. In the must-see documentary of the year, Yoann Gourcuff wades in a pool in between showing off his side profile prowess. Yes, that actually happened and yes, it was all caught on...
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